Poopie Suits & Cowboy Boots: Tales of a Submarine Officer During the Height of the Cold War
Poopie Suits & Cowboy Boots: Tales of a Submarine Officer During the Height of the Cold War, now in its fifth edition since 2017 and most recently updated in March 2025, has earned a popular place in the modern submarine literature for its engaging style and pacing. Set in the throes of the Cold War during the Nixon administration, the story follows the journey of Frank Hood through training and eventual deployment as a junior officer aboard a fast-attack submarine (USS Seahorse [SSN-669]) based out of Charleston, SC.
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Three hundred feet below the surface, enclosed in a steel tube designed to sink, every valve matters. Every system must work flawlessly. Every crew member must function as a precision component in an unforgiving machine where the margin for error approaches zero. For months at a time, these men operate in an environment where a single mistake can mean the difference between surfacing safely and becoming a statistic in the depths.
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‘Poopie Suits & Cowboy Boots’, by Charles and Frank Hood, offers more than Cold War tales from beneath the waves. The book has sold over 21,000 copies and generated more than $60,000 for submarine-related charities. More importantly, it reveals timeless lessons about performing under pressure, building unshakeable trust and learning faster than the competition – lessons that translate directly to high-stakes business environments.
The Making of Pressure-Tested Leaders
Hood’s credentials bring unusual authority to discussions of leadership under fire. His journey through nuclear submarine qualification represents one of the most demanding professional development programmes ever created. Starting with Admiral Hyman Rickover’s notoriously unorthodox interviews, prospective officers faced Nuclear Power School – 24 weeks of instruction equivalent to a master’s degree in nuclear engineering , compressed into six months of drinking from a fire hose.
The parallels between submarine qualification and onboarding in fast-paced firms run deeper than surface similarities. Nuclear Prototype Training demanded six months of mastering normal operations alongside every conceivable emergency scenario. Officers traced every pipe, valve and switch through bulkheads with only stick diagrams as guides. This comprehensive system knowledge mirrors what high-performance businesses require: professionals who understand not just their role, but how every piece connects.
Officer Submarine School compressed six months of training into six weeks – an intensity that would be familiar to anyone navigating rapid corporate learning environments. The difference lies in the stakes: submarines don’t offer second chances.
Trust Built Through Shared Adversity
The pressure to ‘earn your Dolphins’ creates a rite of passage unlike any corporate onboarding. The coveted insignia represents more than professional competence – it signals that crew members can trust you with their lives during your watch. This level of accountability changes how teams function under stress.
‘Every pipe, every valve, every operational switch, button, meter had to be traced, under deck plates, through bulkheads with just a stick diagram given,’ Hood explains in the book. This exhaustive knowledge requirement serves a purpose beyond thoroughness: when emergencies arise, there’s no time for consultation or research. Decisions must be immediate and correct.
The unglamorous realities – sleep deprivation, constant evaluation, relentless high expectations – forge competence through repetition and trust through shared hardship. Movie nights and shared meals become crucial for unit cohesion, creating bonds that support performance when everything depends on split-second coordination.
Lessons from the Broader Collection
Hood’s initial memoir sparked eight additional books documenting submarine service from 1900 to the present. The Sub Tales series chronicles extraordinary decision-making under impossible circumstances: the 1939 rescue of USS Squalus, where creative problem-solving meant the difference between life and death for 33 trapped sailors.
Operation Barney saw nine submarines navigate heavily mined straits to reach the Sea of Japan, requiring calculated risk-taking and seamless coordination. The Silent Service Remembers series captures perspectives from every rank and rate, offering rounded insights into frontline leadership and communication. These aren’t officer-only viewpoints – they represent the full spectrum of experience within teams operating under extreme conditions.
Professional readers have responded strongly to these authentic accounts. The books maintain consistently high ratings on Amazon, with submarine veterans and business readers citing their value for understanding high-reliability organisation principles that apply across industries.
Crisis Management Underwater and Above
Submarine operations share DNA with other high-reliability organisations – aviation, healthcare, nuclear power – where failure carries catastrophic consequences. Research on high-reliability organisations in healthcare shows how principles developed in nuclear submarines and aviation translate to reduce errors and improve outcomes in complex environments.
The emphasis on open communication, peer coaching and structured approaches to safety culture originated in settings where Hood learned his trade. Corporate crisis management rarely involves life-or-death decisions, but the principles remain consistent: gather information quickly, make decisions with incomplete data, communicate clearly under pressure and maintain team cohesion when everything feels uncertain.
Unlike many leadership books that focus on theory, Hood’s collection draws from lived experience where mistakes had immediate consequences.
Practical Applications for Modern Leaders
The submarine qualification process offers specific lessons for corporate learning and development. Software companies are already adapting submarine-style onboarding, emphasising cross-functional knowledge and continuous learning beyond initial orientation.
The difference between traditional corporate training and submarine qualification lies in depth and accountability. Submariners don’t just learn their job – they master adjacent systems because emergencies don’t respect departmental boundaries. This cross-training creates resilient teams capable of covering critical functions when normal operations break down.
Sleep deprivation and constant evaluation might sound extreme, but they mirror the realities of high-pressure business environments. The submarine approach acknowledges these stresses and builds competence specifically to function effectively when conditions are far from ideal.
Building Unbreakable Team Bonds
Hood’s accounts detail how ordinary moments forge extraordinary trust. A baseball game played at the North Pole, where hitting into right field meant hitting into tomorrow due to the International Date Line, becomes more than an amusing anecdote. It represents how shared unique experiences create bonds that endure under pressure.
Modern companies are recognising the value of these approaches. Creating workplace cultures that withstand challenges requires the same attention to team cohesion that submarines demand.
The Continuing Appeal of Earned Competence
The success of Hood’s nine-book collection – with over 21,000 copies sold – reflects growing appetite for authentic leadership lessons. These aren’t theoretical frameworks or motivational concepts. They represent quiet competence developed through thousands of repetitions in environments where failure wasn’t an option.
The books document what business consultants are calling the ‘submarine leadership model’ – proactive, forward-looking management that learns from experience and adapts to inevitable change. The principles work because they’ve been pressure-tested in conditions far more demanding than most business challenges.
This focus on earned competence over theoretical knowledge reflects a broader trend. Modern leadership faces a courage crisis where leaders hesitate to make difficult decisions. Hood’s submariners had no such luxury – hesitation meant disaster.
Modern organisations face increasing complexity, faster decision cycles and higher stakes. The lessons from beneath the waves offer proven approaches to building teams that thrive under pressure, learn continuously and maintain trust when everything depends on getting it right the first time.
About Charles and Frank Hood
Charles Hood is the medical director of the radiology department at Laurens County Hospital in Upstate South Carolina, bringing 30 years of physician experience in diagnostic radiology to his writing collaboration with his brother Frank.
A graduate of the University of South Carolina and Wake Forest University, Charles was awarded the Robert Link National Commander’s Award in 2020 for his contributions to submarine history and philanthropy.
Frank Hood is a retired US Navy submarine veteran who served aboard the USS Seahorse during the Cold War before building a successful business career spanning engineering roles at Fortune 100 companies, 20 years with Hewlett Packard, and 11 years operating his own sales strategy consulting company. Together, the brothers have co-authored the bestselling memoir “Poopie Suits & Cowboy Boots” and the nine-book Sub Tales series, with over 21,000 books sold and more than $60,000 donated to submarine-related charities.
